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starTELEWEB, history , history , clients , teleshop, holdings, newsJANUARY 1, 2021, 12:01AM PST Oakland, CA STARTELEWEB HOLDINGS ANNOUNCES THE IMMEDIATE DISSOLUTION OF THE ELSEWHERE NUMISMATIC SOCIETY StarTeleWeb Holdings, a privately-owned business, regretfully announces that it has decided to liquidate the Elsewhere Numismatic Society and all of its intellectual property. A spokesman for StarTeleWeb said, “Turns out nobody here really wanted to touch any of those gross coins. They probably got the virus all over ‘em or something. Ew.” All employees of the Society have been immediately terminated and the company’s physical assets have been liquidated. StarTeleWeb retain the rights to provide the Society’s intellectual property in the form of their signature Virtual Experiences and for future events. “As long as we don’t have to hear from that Breen guy,” said the company spokesperson. “Wow, he sure was a jerk.” Media inquiries may be directed to mail@starteleweb.com[NEW EMAIL ADDRESS] and further information will be available at STARTELEWEB.COM.
December 31, 2020, 11:59PM PST Oakland, CA STARTELEWEB HOLDINGS ANNOUNCES ACQUISITION OF THE ELSEWHERE NUMISMATIC SOCIETY StarTeleWeb Holdings, Inc., a privately-owned business, is pleased to announce that it has finalized the purchase of the Elsewhere Numismatic Society and all of its physical and intellectual property. A spokesperson for StarTeleWeb said, “We are excited to continue the mission of the ENS in celebrating physical currency and encouraging those like-minded numismatists to meet in person and engage in spirited discussion as a community.” Day-to-day operations of the Society and its headquarters will be completely unchanged, said the company. After the mysterious disappearance of the Society’s president H.L. Breen, the de-facto board of Numismatists made the decision to yield control of their assets—including a web presence, brand experience and other intangibles—for an undisclosed amount “in the high three-figures,” according to a Society spokesperson. In return, StarTeleWeb commits that they will maintain these experiences completely unchanged, in honor of Mr. Breen. Media inquiries may be directed to [NEW EMAIL ADDRESS] and further information will be available at STARTELEWEB.COM.
February 16 2020 PRESS RELEASE "PROJECT TANGO UNLIMITED 2/2" FULL RIGHTS/MEDIA The StarTELEWEB emporium family group of associated product/service/lifestyle providers is pleased to announce the formal acquisition of the Erstwhile Philatelic Society Entire Event-Driven Groupings, an industry-leading experiential participatory relational aesthetic. This is a powerful partnership, based on Erstwhile Philatelic Society's interest in stamps and StarTELEWEB's studied involvement with all profit-driven objects/experiences/notions everywhere. As our acquisitional track record has shown, StarTELEWEB is actively involved in business business that continues to grow through various expectations and involvements. The Erstwhile Philatelic Society acqusitional phase will strengthen this obvious reality via first-order determinants. The Erstwhile Philatelic Society's "Membership Drive" physical walkabout situational event will be lightly processed into StarTELEWEB's award-winning electronic conversion form on the end of business day MARCH 31 2020. Past the date MARCH 31 2020, your experience with this walkabout will be on a StarTELEWEB-hosted communication device via a series of electronic "pages" you can either access in the privacy of your own home or out-and-about as you trace out the path of the shuttered, no-longer-available "walkabout." It is an improvement in so many futuristic ways. Current Erstwhile Philatelic Society members, along with the associated Dead Letter Office and other similar singular entities, will be automatically enrolled as independent contractors in StarTELEWEB's vast multi-tiered array of product-people-chain supply/demand provisioners and provisions array of personnel units. That's StarTELEWEB! value. StarTELEWEB ::: Where your the STARS! TELEWEB.
August 20 2019 PRESS RELEASE "PROJECT TANGO UNLIMITED 2" FULL RIGHTS/MEDIA The StarTELEWEB development emporium company construct of associated product/service/lifestyle providers is pleased to announce the formal acquisition of the Erstwhile Philatelic Society Berkeley Mail Carrier Training Session Walkabout situation, an industry-leading experiential participatory relational aesthetic. This is a potent partnership, based on Erstwhile Philatelic Society's interest in stamps and StarTELEWEB's ongoing obsession with all consumable objects/experiences/notions everywhere at every time forward and backward chronologically including the "now" now-now. As a company of growth, StarTELEWEB is now steampowering its way through available participatory reactional/relational space-time structures, ingesting and REgesting via the StarTELEGENCE net-enabled artificial intelligence superprogrammesuite using a patented tertiary framework. StarTELEWEB has publicly stated our intention to expand our known/unknown businesstime through the addition of whatever whenever as well as through key strategic pivots/acquisitions/de-acquisitions when there is an obvious balance between not being a StarTELEWEB property henceforth and actually being a StarTELEWEB-branded property in reality. This acquisition is a strong example of that and also this, which is not that entirely. It's a different thing. StarTELEWEB's grasp of the electronical futuretime means you will benefit from additional resources available to you via electronic rectangular devices, both small and large. The current realspace "walkabout" will be converted into a much-preferred entirely electronic form at the end of the business day on OCTOBER 19 2019 7:01PM. Your relationship to us will be suffused with a warm, giving light. The light of knowledge about the walkabout shutting down. The current starting point for this physical aesthetic is located via a real-world "shop" that is offering "maps" for USD2.00. It is THE ESCAPIST 3090 CLAREMONT AVENUE BERKELEY CALIFORNIA Past the date OCTOBER 19 2019, your experience with this walkabout will be on a StarTELEWEB-hosted communication device via a series of electronic "pages" you can either access in the privacy of your own home or out-and-about as you trace out the path of the shuttered, no-longer-available "walkabout." It is an ixmprovement in so many futuristic ways. That's StarTELEWEB! value. StarTELEWEB ::: Where, youR the star! TELEWEB (#).
2019JUL01 PRESS RELEASE "PROJECT TANGO UNLIMITED" NOW IN EFFECT FULL RIGHTS/MEDIA StarTELEWEB is now making available introducing the Erstwhile Numismatic Society SkyCoin Walkabout LLC, an industry-leading experiential participatory relational aesthetic. To access this situation via electronic "pages" please click here.
April 22 2019 PRESS RELEASE "PROJECT TANGO UNLIMITED" FULL RIGHTS/MEDIA The StarTELEWEB emporium family group of associated product/service/lifestyle providers is pleased to announce the formal acquisition of the Erstwhile Numismatic Society SkyCoin Walkabout LLC, an industry-leading experiential participatory relational aesthetic. This is a powerful partnership, based on Erstwhile Numismatic Society's interest in coins and StarTELEWEB's ongoing obsession with all saleable objects/experiences/notions everywhere. As a growth company, StarTELEWEB has publicly stated our intention to expand our businesstime through the addition of individuals, teams, and individual teams, as well as through key strategic acquisitions when they fit our cultural, strategic and size-based parameters. This acquisition is a strong example of that, one we are able to undertake because of our solid "track record" and liquid. StarTELEWEB's burning desire for modern modernity means you will benefit from additional resources available to you via electronic communication. The current physical "walkabout" will be converted into a highly-superior entirely electronic form at the end of the business day on JUNE 30 2019, the date. Your relationship to us will change and grow. The current starting point for this aesthetic is located via various real-world "shops" that are offering "booklets." [[[2019JUL01 UPDATE NOTE: They are no longer listed below as the acquisitional period has been broached.]]] [REDACTED] Past the date JUNE 30 2019, your experience with this walkabout will be on a StarTELEWEB-hosted communication device via a series of electronic "pages" you can either access in the privacy of your own home or out-and-about as you trace out the path of the shuttered, no-longer-available "walkabout." It is an improvement in so many futuristic ways. That's StarTELEWEB! value. StarTELEWEB ::: WHere your the star! TELEWEB.